A True Crisis

There is a spider that has been hanging out on my ceiling, above my bed, for almost THREE days now.  I don't know how to go about getting rid of him, because quite frankly I am terrified of the thing.  I just keep watching him.  I wake up in the middle of the night and make sure he is still there.  This spider is driving me absolutely nuts.  And to make matters worse, I now have a wasp that slipped into my apartment to join the party.  What to do, what to do....