Thoughts For 2008

I found this on the internet somewhere :)

Thoughts for 2008

Number 8. Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 7. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 6. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 5. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 4. Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 3. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 2. Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax Cut saves you $0.30?

Number 1. In the '60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world Is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.